Me: What would your ideal sex life be like? (We were discussing frequency)
Him: Probably about two or three times a month. (My heart just dropped, a month?! Seriously?) With the ability to negotiate more if wanted.
Me: A month? Are you serious?
Him: More if wanted.
Me: Then why didn’t you just stay in your previous relationship?
Him: She wouldn’t negotiate more. And we weren’t happy like you and I are.
Me: You know why we’re happy?
Me: Because we’re getting laid, daily, at my insistence.
Him: Is that why we’re so happy?
Me: Absolutely, beyond a doubt. It’s the key to happiness.